Sirens declare there's one among us from Venus

Volunteers, we need volunteers
Soldiers to meet them
Have no fear
Have no fear
You will be killed right away

I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus for science

          --For Science, They Might Be Giants

Dearest ____________,

WeScam started in 1998 as a distraction from a final project for Professor Hope Weissman's Pornography class. That first year, it ended up satisfying the final project requirement for that class, as well as satisfying a large number of Wesleyan students. In the past five years, we've been written up in The Argus, Playboy and The New York Times. When we started, just about nobody was doing online matchmaking, at Wes or anywhere else. Today, there are more matchmaking sites on the net than there are prospective matches.

We've had a good run and we're happy to have made so many people *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* happy, but right now, I think it's best that we see other people. All the time.

   Jesse Vincent
   7 May 2004